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My System is a Simp
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"Where am I?"...
Xia Ji looked around the room in confusion, everything seemed unfamiliar. The antique decorations and luxurious furnishings made it seem like a place beyond the reach of ordinary people.
The first thought in my mind is to time travel.
Xia Ji reached out and tapped his forehead, and the memories of two lifetimes began to merge. In his previous life, he was a second-generation rich kid who lived a carefree life, born into a wealthy family and indulging in the pleasures of life every day.
Upon hearing the news of his parents' death in a plane crash and his impending inheritance of billions, he experienced a mix of sorrow and joy, and went on a wild spree, calling all the friends he usually kept and partied with them for five days and nights, before passing away.
As for after the time travel...
"Your Highness the Crown Prince, Xiu'er requests to assist you with changing clothes."
A young head peeked out from outside the door.
Then I saw a girl who looked about thirteen or fourteen years old, but developed extremely spectacularly, walking in slowly. Xia Ji's expression froze. Corruption, oh corruption, no matter how messed up his past life was, it didn't corrupt to this extent.
Fragmented memories, scattered like manna in Xia Ji's mind, that exhilarating feeling, like having a sauna in winter or drinking Sprite in summer.
In a moment, Xia Ji spread out his hands and called out, "Xiuer."
A girl named Xiu'er lowered her head and approached Xia Ji, dressing her in exquisite clothes with graceful movements.
"Hmm?"
Just as Xiu'er finished helping Xia Ji change, she was about to step back when Xia Ji pulled her into his arms and held her chin, intending to enjoy some intimate time with her.
"Your Highness, please don't... Xiu'er bit her lip and said, but her refusal was not very firm, as if there was still room for negotiation.
"Ding, detected the host's idleness, immediately generated a task: find a suitable place and install a stunning pressure device at that location."
"Task completion reward: a card for a hundred days of cultivation advancement."
"Mission failure penalty: slap yourself a hundred times, until you slap yourself to pieces, not one more, not one less!"
Xia Ji's brow furrowed into a deep frown!
Slap your sister! You insist on slapping a hundred times until you break, you damn system, why don't you go die! I'll kill you sooner or later!
Xia Ji has lived two lives; when has he ever suffered such humiliation? Now, he is the only son of King Jing of the Northern Yan Dynasty, with a noble status, and he always acts according to his own desires!
"Please host, show respect to the system and complete the tasks seriously. If you treat it lightly or resist it in your heart, the system will activate the punishment program when necessary!"
Xia Ji's eyebrows twitched!
Grass mud horse, did I travel back in time just to be a servant to this damn system!
I won't comply!
Absolutely won't comply!
I refuse to show off, I just want to discuss the philosophy of life with Xiu'er!
"Please take the system seriously and actively complete the system tasks, otherwise the system will take compulsory measures.
Warning: This is the final reminder from the system."
This damn system!
The frustrating voice echoed in Xia Ji's ears, just as he was wondering whether to give in and lower his head...
"Due to the host insulting the system and refusing to cooperate with the system to complete the task, the system will take compulsory measures - taking over the host's body to show off."
"Countdown 10, 9, 0"
"hosted program is running, currently at 0.01% completion."
Damn it, the math in this system must have been taught by a PE teacher!
Xia Ji was frozen in place as if hit by a petrification spell. Before he could think further, in a trance, it seemed as if there was a golden light beam, over ninety thousand miles high, shooting directly from the mysterious outer heavens, enveloping him.
Shortly after.
"Ding, the system has encountered an unknown error..."
"Ding, the system is being forcefully dismantled by World will..."
After about three seconds, Xia Ji shook his body, regained control of his body, and gasped heavily while leaning on the bed. "System uninstallation completed."
"Hello, boss. Goodbye, boss!"
"Oh no! Boss, boss, never to be seen again!"
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