Stand-Up Comedy Masterpieces 9: Extra Charge
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He Zhou fully showcased his talents on stage, receiving enthusiastic responses from the audience. Meanwhile, the program's producer pulled the live director aside, and the two muscular men whispered to each other. 0
 
"I have to say, Director Xu, your arrangement for today is quite impressive! He Zhou is a great find; he's practically a trump card, a real game-changer," said the producer. "And the guest today is also very professional. Although there weren't any tears, I could see that eight out of ten people had red palms from clapping..." 0
 
The man referred to as Director Xu stiffened for a moment and forced a smile. "He's not a plant... His performance is all improvised. When I looked into him before, I only knew he was a quiet guy; I didn't expect his stage presence to be so sharp! I misjudged him..." 0
 
"Not a plant?" The producer was somewhat surprised and instinctively adjusted his glasses. 0
 
Director Xu replied irritably, "Everything else can be faked, but we can't fake the ratings, right? Our program doesn't manipulate viewership numbers. Just look at how many spectators are flooding into our live stream and official accounts!" 0
 
"Hey, that's great! But judging by this momentum, He Zhou is about to become famous. We need to capitalize on this cash cow; we should definitely increase his appearance fee..." 0
 
At this moment, He Zhou was on stage delivering a series of satirical jokes about Yang Li, raising the atmosphere to new heights and garnering applause from online viewers. 0
 
Everyone has been tired of the female boxing narrative for too long! In fact, most people in the country have a very negative impression of the female boxing community; it could even be said that it's quite poor! 0
 
 
The people in this circle are really loud! One moment they claim that certain behaviors discriminate against women, and the next they demand rights and privileges, even going so far as to spread rumors to achieve their goals. The public has long been extremely annoyed with them. Yet, these individuals wave the banner of feminism; even if there are few voices speaking out, their words are amplified to the point where it seems they dominate public opinion. However, the truth is that the silent majority exists. 0
 
For example, before Unreliable took office, who would have thought that during a time when leftist ideologies were almost rampant, there were still so many conservatives supporting Unreliable? This silent group was, in fact, what helped Unreliable win the election and rise to power. So while feminism may seem powerful, it is actually just a façade, a crowd of disorganized individuals. It's merely a large hornet's nest! They bully the weak and fear the strong! 0
 
And today, He Zhou intends to poke this hornet's nest! 0
 
"Let's return to the topic of being single." 0
 
"Teacher Yang Li seems quite concerned about my relationship status. Just now, from the audience, Teacher Yang Li said that in today's advanced society, if He Zhou can't find a girlfriend, can't he at least rent one?" 0
 
"I was momentarily stunned." 0
 
"Growing up, I've heard of shared cars, shared bicycles, shared power banks, shared umbrellas, and even shared condoms... While I know that the sharing economy is quite developed now, hearing about renting a girlfriend from a celebrity was a first for me; I always thought it was nonsense." 0
 
"Then, on a whim, I asked, 'Is that for real?'" 0
 
"Teacher Yang Li confidently replied, 'Most of it is true!'" 0
 
"I asked Teacher Yang Li how she knows so much about this; has she ever rented a boyfriend? She immediately gave me a definite answer." 0
 
 
She said that in order to avoid her parents worrying about her marriage, she spent money online to rent a boyfriend, pretending that it wasn't because no one wanted her, but rather because her standards were too high and picky. This way, she could take control of the situation. 0
 
At this point, He Zhou's lips curled into a smile. "Guess what happened next?" 0
 
"Stop teasing us!" 0
 
"My uncle used to love teasing like you do, and now he's six feet under with grass three feet high on his grave, so think carefully..." 0
 
"Got it! Next time I meet a blind date, I'll start by saying that I'm also someone no one wants, right?" 0
 
"Come on, just tell us! I love hearing you gossip!" 0
 
He Zhou waved his hand and thought for a moment before saying, "Don't be fooled by Teacher Yang's score of 286 on the college entrance exam and her graduation from a private third-tier university. Her parents, Yang's Father and Yang's Mother, are definitely high in emotional intelligence and intelligence. With just one sentence, they saw through Teacher Yang Li's boyfriend's true identity." 0
 
"Once, Teacher Yang Li brought home the rented boyfriend who was pretending to be a wealthy and handsome guy. He was decked out in designer brands and even rented a luxury car and watch. Teacher Yang Li really spent a lot for this performance..." 0
 
"In order to avoid revealing any clues, they even rehearsed beforehand, acting all lovey-dovey like a couple." 0
 
"So the question is, why were they easily exposed?" 0
 
That day, just as they set the table and were about to eat, Yang's Father and Yang's Mother asked him if their daughter’s infectious disease had been transmitted to him. 0
 
When the man heard this, his face turned pale, and he jumped up immediately! 0
 
After his expression changed several times, he threw down the agreement and glared at Teacher Yang Li, disdainfully saying, 'In your case, it’s going to cost extra!'” 0
 
 
 
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