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Drunk Envy
After class, Lan Wangji returned to Jing Shi and as soon as he opened the door, he was embraced by a certain big figure. He sniffed carefully and confirmed that the person had indeed drunk too much. Originally, Lan Wangji thought that Wei Wuxian's capacity for alcohol was as he boasted, "a thousand cups without getting drunk, ten thousand cups without falling down." It wasn't until the two of them became cultivation partners and lived together for these few years that Lan Wangji discovered that Wei Wuxian could also get drunk. It's just that Wei Wuxian's alcohol tolerance is indeed better than that of ordinary people.
Wei Wuxian doesn't usually drink excessively, and today it's unclear what happened, but seeing the rosy smile on his face, it seems like nothing unpleasant occurred. Moreover, Lan Wangji really likes it when Wei Wuxian gets drunk because he finds it especially cute.
How is it cute, you ask? You'll know as soon as Wei Wuxian opens his mouth.
" Zhan, Xianxian, I miss you so much."
"Mm."
"Um, what um, you want to say, Xianxian, Zhan also misses you."
"......"
" Zhan won't say?"
"I also really want Xianxian." Self-proclaimed Zhan is really too embarrassed to say it out loud.
"No, it's Zhan."
"Yeah, Xianxian really wants Zhan."
"Yes, Xianxian really wants to be Zhan."
The dignified Ancestor Yiling, Wei Wuxian, is easily fooled once he's Drunk Wangji. Just a few words from Lan Wangji and he's completely wrapped around his finger. Watching the little cat in his arms, Lan Wangji is extremely fond and wants to take advantage of this opportunity to gain some benefits.
"Xianxian."
"Um?"
"Kiss."
"Kiss?"
Lan Wangji seemed to be doing something guilty, although he still had no expression on his face, his ears were already turning red. However, he was certain that Wei Wuxian had drunk too much today and would not remember anything tomorrow. So, he shamelessly brought his face closer. Silly Wei Wuxian thought he had obtained some treasure, and he held Lan Wangji's face and gave him a series of kisses, leaving Lan Wangji with a face full of saliva, and even stamped a seal on his lips in the end.
At this moment, Lan Wangji is very satisfied, looking at Wei Wuxian with eyes full of love. But the next moment, Wei Wuxian suddenly breaks free from his embrace, then makes a gesture for him to stay still, while he himself takes three steps back and lies down on the side of the couch.
Lan Wangji is puzzled about what Wei Wuxian is about to do, and then sees Wei Wuxian suddenly unfasten his belt, tear open his outer garment, and expose half of his shoulder and chest. The next sentence is as loud as a firecracker to Lan Wangji.
" Zhan, why hasn't the sun come out yet, Xianxian~"
Guess if the Jing Shi is really quiet tonight?
Drunk Wangji
Wei Wuxian These days are a bit boring, what should I play to have fun? Can't think of anything fun, then let's play Lan Wangji!
Step one, quietly take a sip of Emperor's Smile;
Step two, walk over and hug Lan Wangji and kiss him directly.
Step three, pass the Emperor's Smile in your mouth to Lan Wangji.
In this way, Wei Wuxian successfully gains a cute Drunk Wangji!
" Lan Zhan, how many is this?"
"Two."
Very good, this is already the local Drunk Wangji.
"Hey hey~ Zhan are you being good?"
" Zhan, be good."
" Zhan, who do you like the most?"
" Zhan, I like Xianxian the most."
"Hahaha, Lan Zhan, if you knew that you called yourself Zhan, you'd be so embarrassed~ Hahaha!"
Although Lan Wangji was drunk, he could still tell that Wei Wuxian was teasing him. He immediately pursed his lips and turned his face away. He could hear Wei Wuxian still laughing, so he even turned his whole body to avoid looking at him. Wei Wuxian realized he had gone too far with teasing and quickly apologized with a smile.
"Oops, Zhan is angry. I'm sorry, I apologize to you."
"Hmph!"
" Lan Zhan, don't be angry~ I've already apologized to you~"
"Make amends."
"Make amends? Okay, okay, what kind of amends do you want, you tell me, I'll give it to you!"
"Really?"
"Even more real than real gold!"
"You said it."
"Well, that's what I said!"
Wei Wuxian's temperament is always remembering the favor and forgetting the offense. When he's Drunk Wangji, he can't get around the sober Lan Wangji, but when he's sober? He's no match for the Drunk Wangji Lan Wangji at all, and all that's left is to spend the night in the warm embrace of the fragrant bed. After finally getting over two peaks, Lan Wangji, who had been stubbornly refusing to leave, has started to charge toward a new peak again.
"Come again!!!"
"You said it."
"Okay, I said it, I said it, be gentle~"
The endlessly sinking and intoxicated Ancestor Yiling naturally did not notice that Lord Hanguang had already woken up while climbing a peak. Although Lord Hanguang was quite confused at the time, not knowing how he ended up napping in broad daylight, there's no reason for a wife to leave half uneaten. Keep going!
"Ah! Lord Hanguang is mighty! Ancestor Yiling I humbly concede!"
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