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I had no choice; since the Sugar Daddy had already made a request, how could I not satisfy it as someone who takes money from others?
I put down my drink and started typing: "Hi, Hello, what's your name?"
"Alright, I've helped you say hello."
"Quick, look! He replied, he replied."
"My name is Hu Bawan." I read the message with a blank expression.
But San Tong was shaking me excitedly.
"Wow, that 200 was well spent! I can finally flirt... no, communicate! I can finally communicate! Quickly ask if he's an older brother or a pretty girl!"
I shook him off. "San'er, do you really have some serious issues? Hu Bawan? Does that name sound like a girl’s to you? What kind of woman has that name?"
I said with disdain, "Just listen to that name; it sounds like it grew up with your dad! Where did you even come up with that?"
He hesitated for a moment before replying, "Uh... it's all written on the bathroom wall."
He looked a bit embarrassed, and an endless blush spread across his thirty-square-centimeter round face.
I almost couldn't hold back my laughter.
"Good one, brother! You really know how to pick your spots."
I patted his shoulder, shook my head helplessly, and stood up to head to the bathroom again.
When I returned from the restroom and hadn't even sat down yet, I noticed that San Tong had added another friend!
" Mr.San, your speed is really impressive."
San Tong pulled me onto the chair. "Stop talking nonsense, let me see how it is this time."
"Alright, alright."
I quickly leaned over and opened this person's profile.
Wow, this guy's username has a bit of flair—Era of Prosperity Romantic Sage.
"Hey, San'er, you're doing well this time," I patted his shoulder.
"See, you have to admit my Mr.San has good taste."
He looked at me proudly and quickly popped a Hua Zi into his mouth and lit it up. "Hurry up, Buddy, it's your turn now. Get to it."
I adjusted my sitting posture and typed a greeting for him.
"Hello."
But unexpectedly, the message from the other party left me stunned in place.
" Da Tong, why did you change your username?"
After I snapped back to reality, I repeated it to him, and he was just as confused...
We stared at each other for about five seconds, and the scene felt like a still frame from a movie.
I quickly reacted and typed in the Chat Box, "Who are you?"
The other party soon sent a message: "Who am I? I'm your Cousin! Have you forgotten?"
I slumped in my chair like a deflated balloon, breaking into a sweat.
Randomly, I sat up straight and hurriedly typed, "Wait a minute, let me think for a moment..."
I turned to San Tong and said, "San'er, just based on the username your Cousin is using, I feel like your Cousin's Husband might be in trouble lately."
San Tong surprisingly remained calm and shrugged it off, "Hey, who cares? This just means we can eliminate another person, right? That's a good thing."
What a big heart!
If there were a Nobel Prize for kindness, it would be unjust if he didn't win.
I shook my head and pointed at an avatar, asking him, "Do you recognize this one?"
"This one..." He stared at the screen, trying hard to recall. "I shouldn't know this one; I think I saw them from the park's pillar..."
Before he could finish, I swallowed back a mouthful of old blood.
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