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I clasped my hands together and said, "I apologize, Comrade San'er. Let me quickly delete it for you."
"Hey, don't do that! We finally got to chat, let's meet up!"
San Tong blocked my finger that was reaching for the DEL key.
I looked at him disdainfully and said, "Come on, just delete it already. With a name like that, you won't even recognize him."
The other person's username was prominently displayed as Relative Chaos.
Look at that name—how poetic and philosophical it is!
It even references relativity and chaos; I couldn't quite grasp its origin, and San Tong, with his jumbled Pinyin, had no chance of understanding it either.
But San Tong was determined not to give up. He shook my arm again, acting all cute. "Uncle Tiao, can you just give it a try?"
"Try what? You can't handle it!" I replied without holding back.
Seeing that I was unyielding, San Tong immediately adopted a nasty expression reminiscent of Huang Shiren's mother.
"What’s the deal? Buddy, I see you don’t want that 200 anymore, right?"
I had to admit he hit a sore spot; after all, the one giving money is the boss.
As long as there's money, I'll go along with whatever the big guy wants to do.
"Alright, alright, you're the boss, whatever you say goes."
I immediately typed out a message: "Hello beautiful."
The response came back faster than I could blink: "Hello handsome."
I wasn't going to hold back either, so I quickly typed back, "Wow, beautiful, your name is so poetic! Are you into philosophy? Such a profound name."
The reply came in an instant: "No, handsome, my name has to be read backwards from right to left."
Backwards? What does that mean?
I leaned closer to the chat box and carefully pronounced each word softly: "Messing... around... with... a... partner!"
"Messing Around with a Partner!"
I was completely taken aback, utterly stunned; I felt like I couldn't even lean against the wall for support...
At that moment, it felt like thousands of grass mud horses were having a sports meet in my heart!
I thought to myself, "I've done it again, I've been too forward! This sister is truly a person of character!"
"Look, she replied, she replied!" San Tong exclaimed excitedly, shaking my arm while pointing at the screen.
Before I could respond to her message, another one popped up: "Handsome, does your name read backwards too? Man... Rice... Bucket..."
I realized this was bad and hurriedly typed on the keyboard: "No, no, no, mine is fine as it is."
Damn it, it seems I can't use this username anymore...
I still had to say something; otherwise, this awkwardness would be unbearable.
I continued typing: "Sister, your name is really quite creative."
Then I turned to San Tong and said seriously, "I really need to delete this!"
Upon hearing that, San Tong looked genuinely upset. She stood up and glared at me, saying, "Hey, Buddy! Don't! It's not easy to chat with a decent girl like this; why delete it? You need to help me set up a meeting; we have to see each other!"
I thought to myself, are you kidding? You call this decent? Am I even on Earth right now? Or do I have some fundamental misunderstanding of what 'decent' means?
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