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You Were Born a Nobleman, Chapter Six Auntie
Softy and Tang Zisu walked quite a distance away but could still hear Little Fish and Jumping arguing.
Actually, it wasn't really an argument; it was just Little Fish getting beaten up. Zhu Tiao Tiao was twisting his ear in circles, and Little Fish was crying out in pain, shouting, “Violent Woman, let go of me, or I’ll tell your father!”
“Go ahead and tell him, Little Rascal. If you dare to go, I’ll chop your descendants into minced meat.”
Tang Zisu felt a chill between his legs and instinctively tightened them.
Softy covered Tang Zisu's ears with her hands, trying to muffle the noise. Tang Zisu whispered, “Softy, how did they become my Shamaness?”
“I heard that the year you were born, all the children born in the village went to have their Eight Characters calculated. Our three Eight Characters matched yours, so we became your Shamaness from a young age.”
“How many children were born that year?”
“Seems like there were only three.”
Oh no, Tang Zisu thought, several black lines appearing on his forehead. What kind of match is this for Eight Characters?
“Softy, why am I a priestess? Was I really born from a lotus flower?”
Softy laughed, her round little face showing two dimples. “Of course not! Someone probably placed the newborn child next to the Peacock Lotus. But that flower bloomed after being wilted for over two hundred years, so the clan leader believed you were a divine child sent from heaven.”
Tang Zisu was stunned, realizing that the High Priestess was actually an abandoned baby!
Tang Zisu had been talking with Softy for quite a while, while Little Fish and Jumping were still at it.
Now it had escalated into a heated war of words.
Little Fish: "Zhu Tiao Tiao, show some respect; I am your little uncle."
Jumping: "Don't take advantage. But your sister-in-law is my stepmother. You have the surname An, and I have the surname Zhu; I am your great-aunt."
Little Fish grabbed her hair and spun her around 360 degrees without mercy: "Ouch, ouch, hey, it hurts! Let go, quickly let go! A gentleman uses words, not fists."
"I am a woman, An Shusheng. Aren't you always quoting Confucius about how it's hard to raise a small person and women?"
"It's 'Zi said,' not 'said.' You rough woman are simply... oh my!"
"Shut up! Tell me, who is older, your little uncle or Auntie?"
"Auntie, you're older. Ouch!"
As the two were bickering, Softy suddenly let out a sharp scream from afar. Jumping loosened her grip, and Little Fish fell face-first to the ground, getting dirty and tearing her robe. She lost her fan as well, making her look particularly foolish as a scholar.
"Watch out behind you, Jumping! Behind you!"
Jumping turned around to see a huge shadow looming over them, followed by a rush of foul wind.
If it were an ordinary girl, she would have crumbled into a heap by now. However, Jumping is not an ordinary girl; she is a butcher capable of lifting a whole pig on her shoulder. She drew the Butcher Knife from her waist and swung it at the shadow.
The shadow was not just any shadow either. Before Jumping's blade could even graze it, the shadow had already lunged towards Little Fish. Everyone could see a black wolf opening its bloody jaws to bite down on Little Fish's throat.
"Ah!" Softy screamed, while Tang Zisu was so frightened that she sat down on the ground. Jumping leaped forward and aimed a strike at the wolf's rear.
With a thud, Jumping kicked the wolf's hind leg, sending it flipping through the air. It turned back, narrowing its eyes coldly at the severed snake it had discarded.
Clap, clap, clap! Softy began to applaud. "Poisonous Snake? Wow, Doggie, you are so cool! You are Little Fish's savior! Little Fish, get up and thank Doggie!"
You’re the dog! Your whole family is dogs!
Lang Ye squinted his eyes and walked slowly on all fours towards Softy, looking at her with annoyance.
"Doggie, you are so mighty! You look so much like a wolf!"
Tang Zisu's face turned pale. "Softy, um, it seems like it really is a wolf."
Jumping hoisted the unconscious Little Fish onto her shoulder and strode over. "Mi Ruanruan, you idiot, this is a wolf!"
Lang Ye snorted softly; of course he was a wolf—he was the Black Wolf King!
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