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I was so scared that I kept retreating. Just as the woman in red got up, she was suddenly attacked from behind by a handful of Black Beans, and with a "thud," she fell back down.
My mother was so excited that she exclaimed, "It really works!" While saying this, she grabbed another handful from the bag in my father's hands and threw it at the ghostly woman, shouting, "Evil spirit, reveal your true form!"
"Get off me! You've spilled beans all over my underwear!" the Eerie Aura shouted, shaking her large red dress vigorously. Although the ghost was short, her chest was quite ample, and the two round shapes swayed painfully in my eyes.
With a clatter, several Black Beans fell out of her clothing, and among them was something shiny that looked like scales!
Rice immediately spotted it and happily rushed over to pick it up. "What is this?"
"Mommy, look!" Rice placed the object in my hand.
I took it but hadn’t even had a chance to examine it when I felt a cold wind sweep past. The ghost frantically snatched the object from my hand, shouting, "This is the token of love given to me by A-Shang! Give it back!"
What? A token of love?
Seeing my expression change, Rice began to defend Dad. "Mommy, Daddy must have been wronged; he wouldn't have such poor taste as to fall for this short ghost!"
"You can hit me, but you can't insult me! Short ghosts have dignity too! This token of love was personally given to me by A-Shang; you can't slander it!"
My mother picked up the fallen Black Beans, preparing to reuse them. Suddenly hearing what the ghost said, she interjected, "From the beginning, you've been talking about A-Shang. Who exactly is A-Shang? We don’t even know anyone by that name!"
"Grandma, she's talking about my dad. My dad's original name is Qi Zunshang. It’s because Grandma gave Mommy such a beautiful name that Dad wanted one too, so he changed his name to Su Anrong. It sounds just like garlic paste!" Rice said with a beaming smile as if these names were the most perfect in the world.
My mother blushed from the praise. "My Youyu has good taste; unlike some people who have complained about their names for eighteen years."
The neglected ghost suddenly interjected between my mother and me. She lifted her pale face to look at me and then at my mother. "Are we going to keep fighting or not?"
My mother paused for a moment and suddenly understood. She grabbed the Peach Wood Sword from my father and began to strike at the ghost's back with all her might. "Of course we're fighting! How dare you steal my son-in-law! I won't let you off easily!"
The ghost cried out with each hit; every time she was struck, her back seemed to catch fire and sizzled with smoke rising up, making me feel both terrified and exhilarated.
"You little bitch, your daughter is the one who stole my A-Shang! You old woman! Do you really think that a low-level exorcism tool like the Peach Wood Sword can deal with me?" The female ghost shouted, turning around to snatch the Peach Wood Sword from my mother.
My mother was so frightened that she kept retreating.
The female ghost held the sword triumphantly and laughed, "Now this sword is mine, so hand it over... uh..."
Before she could finish her sentence, someone easily took the sword from her hand. Turning around, she saw Lizard Spirit A, who was two heads taller than her, jumping up to grab the sword but couldn't reach it at all.
"Are you bullying me because I'm short?" she hissed, and suddenly a strong wind blew. Her body shrank down to a thin figure like a bamboo pole, and she grew twice as tall!
With her head now deformed from being squeezed, her red lips opened and closed as she said, "You really thought I couldn't grow taller? You better hand over A-Shang to me, or I'll flatten this broken house!"
Now she was proudly the tallest among us, and looking down on us seemed to give her great pleasure; her tone became much more arrogant.
I thought she was just boasting, so I provocatively said, "No matter how tall you get, it doesn't change the fact that you're a short ghost! I don't have people to give you, and I won't give you more than a single coin! Here, take it and scram!" I tossed her a coin; one coin could buy a lot of Hell Coins!
The female ghost glanced disdainfully at the coin on the ground and huffed heavily. "I am a principled ghost; don’t think you can buy me with money! Show your weapons!"
I rolled up my sleeves and casually pulled out a bottle of medicine from my mother's pocket. "Sister is a sharp blade specifically for cutting down shameless ghosts like you! Come on, watch me tear this female ghost apart with my bare hands!"
If my mother could chase away such ghosts easily, I wouldn't be afraid of facing a dozen more!
Without waiting for a response, I took the initiative and opened the medicine bottle, splashing its entire contents onto her! Let it turn to ashes!
To my surprise, as soon as the medicine splashed onto her, the female ghost suddenly quieted down. Then she began to laugh excitedly. "Hahaha! Beauty Serum! It's Beauty Serum! The medicine I've been searching for for a thousand years!"
What on earth?
Before I could comprehend what was happening, Rice's words hit me with fifty thousand points of damage. "Mommy, you grabbed the wrong medicine! You gave her the Beauty Serum that all ugly monsters dream of!"
"What is Beauty Serum?"
Before Rice could start explaining, I noticed that the short ghost was undergoing a miraculous transformation. Her body slowly became shorter and wider, stopping at a perfectly proportioned height and width. Her figure became enchanting and alluring, complemented by a pair of breathtaking breasts that made her an absolute beauty!
Especially when I saw her face again, I realized that my earlier action of splashing her with the potion was the biggest mistake of my life.
Her once pale, freckled face with a flat nose and thick lips now looked delicate and stunning!
I was completely dumbfounded!
The female ghost appeared particularly pleased, yet she feigned innocence as she said, "You little brat, I didn't expect you to be so nice to me. I can't help but want to share A-Shang with you, but of course, I have to hold back."
"Hold back my foot! Weren't you here to fight me? Come on! Let's go! If I don't smash your pretty face, I won't be able to sleep tonight!" Oh no... such a precious potion, and I used it all on her!!
"I'm not that foolish!" The female ghost laughed heartily and transformed into a wisp of Azure Smoke and fled!
She ran away? Just like that? Weren't you here to fight?
I plopped down on the ground, feeling utterly tormented. I couldn't even confront her, and instead, she left looking beautiful. What kind of karma was this?
"Mommy, shouldn't you be happy that the ghost is gone?" Rice squatted in front of me, his eyes wide with curiosity.
"Rice, I don't love you anymore! With such a good potion, you didn't even tell me! I want to use it too!"
"Mommy, humans can't use it; using it would only lead to death!"
"Hmph! If it could make me that beautiful, dying would be worth it." Just thinking about the ghost's smug smile after becoming beautiful made me incredibly unhappy!
Rice stood up and hugged my head gently, patting my shoulder in comfort. "Mommy, you're already the most beautiful woman. Daddy and I both think so!"
"You all have a problem with your eyes." I felt incredibly down, fully aware that Rice was trying to comfort me, yet I couldn't muster any happiness.
"Daddy says we have unique taste. Everyone else thinks Mommy isn't pretty, but we think she is! That means no one will compete with us for her!" Rice exclaimed, animatedly waving his arms, his eyes sparkling with excitement.
My mood, which had slightly improved, plummeted further at his words. "Rice, shut up!" I snapped.
Mom quickly pulled Rice away. "Come here, Youyu. Let’s talk about the art of conversation."
I sat alone at the entrance, staring at the door that had been broken by the ghost. Gazing into the distance, I recalled what the ghost had said about her and Su Anrong having tokens of affection. My heart ached painfully; I truly felt like I had lost everything!
Suddenly, I noticed something shiny at the doorway. Could it be the token of affection that the ghost mentioned? Had it fallen?
I hurriedly picked it up. It was about the size of a fingernail, transparent and glowing. Could it be a dragon scale?
Am I going to get rich?
I completely forgot about my earlier displeasure and was now overwhelmed with excitement.
Just then, a familiar voice rang out from above me: "Why are you still awake at this hour? Waiting for me? You look like a fool grinning."
My heart skipped a beat, and I nearly jumped up! Su Anrong! You finally came back!
But holding the token of affection he had with another ghost made me feel irritated again. I tossed him a disdainful look. "Only Genius would wait for you! A short ghost who waited for you for a thousand years! Even brought out the token of affection, A-Shang!"
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