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"Ah, I'm about to lose it," I grabbed Su Anrong and asked fiercely, "You need to explain to me right now what the hell is going on."
"Actually, everything that just happened was just your illusion. My Ghost Servant may not have much spiritual power, but being a thousand-year-old female ghost, it's easy for her to create some illusions. That's why I told you all not to move, speak, or open your eyes; doing so would prevent you from being deceived by her tricks. I didn't expect you wouldn't be able to hold it together. But now that everything is resolved, you're all safe," he said casually.
Inside, I was filled with dissatisfaction. "Do you really think I would believe that you could solve the problem just by taking a dump?"
To my surprise, Su Anrong flicked my forehead and laughed, "Silly, I saw you were too tense, so I said that on purpose to help you relax. You actually believed me! I really was in the bathroom just now, but I was throwing my Ghost Servant into the latrine. There’s a lot of young boys' urine in public toilets; she won't be able to cause any trouble for a while. Don't worry."
Throwing her into the latrine.
Well, at least she's now a beautiful female ghost; I should give her some face. Only Su Anrong could come up with such a nasty trick.
The first thing I did after getting off the train was head home. Although Su Anrong said the real concern should be Black and White Impermanence, I still felt uneasy. After all, I'd never seen Black and White Impermanence before; they might not come for my life but could still give me a beating.
As soon as I arrived home, two young men came rushing out to greet me. They were about six feet tall, with fair and delicate skin and faintly visible eight-pack abs.
Most importantly, they were incredibly good-looking—good-looking—good-looking. It's important enough to say it three times.
Wait a minute. Typically, like attracts like; the people around me shouldn't be this good-looking. Where did these two come from? Could they be the legendary Black and White Impermanence?
How terrifying.
Just as my mind was racing with wild thoughts, the two young men dashed toward me: "Queen!"
Oh no, that familiar voice and title.
Then, a soft little kid jumped straight into my arms and planted a kiss on my cheek while blowing a bubble: "Mommy, look at your bodyguards! Aren't they handsome?"
I widened my eyes at the two young men who were winking at me, and then I saw them both stick out their red tongues like scissors.
They were actually Lizard Spirit A and B.
"You guys got plastic surgery in Korea?" I asked, knowing it was impossible, but still unwilling to accept it. I secretly hoped they would confirm my suspicion.
"Mommy, I gave them my last two bottles of Beauty Serum, and the results are pretty good. These two fairies look much more pleasing now," Rice said, winking at me with a smug expression.
"Yeah, they do look more pleasing." Not just pleasing; if they had a bit more acting skill, they could easily become popular young stars. Oh heavens, why am I alone?
Su Anrong seemed displeased with our discussion about the Lizard Spirits' looks and coldly asked, "Son, are Black and White Impermanence still alive?"
Rice immediately jumped from my side to Su Anrong's. "Of course they're alive, Daddy. I'm a well-behaved child."
After Rice took us to meet Black and White Impermanence, I felt deep sympathy for them. I couldn't imagine how miserable they would be if Rice weren't so considerate.
As Su Anrong had said, Black and White Impermanence were indeed a man and a woman. They were currently tied back to back in Rice's room, their faces painted with big cat patterns. Black Wuchang had even been stripped of his clothes and covered in strawberries drawn with red ink by Rice. Their shoes had been taken off, and green grass was drawn on the soles of their feet.
"Pfft!" I couldn't help but laugh. In the past, just hearing about Black and White Impermanence terrified me because they were like grim reapers; their appearance signified death. But unexpectedly, my first face-to-face encounter with them turned out to be in such a situation.
Is this really Black and White Impermanence?
Seeing us enter, Black and White Impermanence, who had looked weak before, suddenly perked up, especially Black Wuchang. Perhaps he wanted to show off his masculinity in front of White Impermanence.
" Lord Zunshang, you’ve gone too far this time."
Su Anrong pretended to speak to Rice, saying, "Son, you've gone a bit too far this time. Quickly let the two Ghost Messengers go and bring them some water to wash their faces. I truly apologize, dear Ghost Messengers. My child has been rude; children can be mischievous at times, so I hope you can forgive him."
In reality, I could see the corners of his lips involuntarily rising, clearly pleased with what Rice had done. Otherwise, he would have stopped him on the phone.
Rice used special pigments that were effective against ghosts. It wasn't easy to wipe off; Black and White Impermanence had been scrubbing for a long time without success and eventually gave up, appearing quite relaxed and unconcerned about their now discolored faces. This was clearly an indirect admission but he was unwilling to surrender his soul.
"No, Lord Zunshang, we can't withstand the punishment from the King of Hell," Black Wuchang said awkwardly.
White Impermanence couldn't hold back any longer and snorted coldly, casting a chilling glance around the room. " Lord Zunshang, we respect you, which is why we haven't confronted you directly. But if you insist on this course of action, don't blame me for not giving you face. From the very beginning, I've already sensed the presence of a ghost. Did you really think you could hide it?"
Wait, if he sensed it long ago, does that mean I've been exposed?
I turned pale with fear, my legs trembling slightly. I didn't even dare to look at Black and White Impermanence, terrified they might notice something amiss.
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