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"I'm sorry to tell you, my dear, but this is real," Su Anrong said, looking at me with a sympathetic expression.
I felt my whole world collapse. "Oh my God, how am I supposed to avoid pregnancy? I can't just imagine you wearing a little umbrella!" As I spoke, a bad feeling crept over me.
Su Anrong looked at me with even more sympathy. "So, when I'm not around, you can't just think about those things. If you want to, it can only be when I'm by your side because in reality, I can still wear that little umbrella. However, if you really miss me, I allow you to think about it. If you get pregnant, just give birth; after all, I can support it. And let me tell you some good news: it's just like giving birth to Rice. You won't have to go through surgery like humans do. It's easier than laying an egg; in less than two months, the baby will just come out of your belly. If you didn't know better, you'd think you just gained some weight. Haha."
He looked at me with a mischievous grin, unable to hide his schadenfreude.
I felt an overwhelming urge to die. Getting pregnant and giving birth seemed so simple; one careless moment and the baby could just pop out. Unless I became a celibate princess, otherwise within a year, there would be a whole soccer team in my house.
"Knock knock knock," Rice was outside persistently knocking on the door. "Mommy, Mommy! If you don't come out soon, the fish soup will turn into fish jelly!"
My head felt like it was going to explode. I couldn't imagine what I would do if there were six or even ten kids like Rice in the future; the whole house would be in chaos.
I had to admit that Rice's cooking skills had improved; even Lizard and Little Lizard, who usually disliked human food, were eating it with gusto. Zhang Mengdi was even more impressive; she was a beautiful woman, but her eating habits were truly something to behold.
Rice kept giggling while staring at my neck and pointedly asked, "Mommy, is the A Pill Worth Ten Thousand Gold effective? If it is, I'll ask my herbalist to work overtime and make more for you."
"Enough! Don't add to my troubles. You should save those herbs for yourself later."
Rice covered her mouth and laughed. "But what if they expire by the time I grow up?"
"Then sell them for money." What a joke! With Su Anrong's stamina, I couldn't handle any more; if I did, I'd probably die right there in bed.
Zhang Mengdi was across from me making slurping sounds while eating. Suddenly, I thought of something strange. "Where are Lele and Xiaonan?"
"Mommy, they went home last night."
"Then why are you still here?" I looked at Zhang Mengdi unhappily. It felt odd seeing her here so early in the morning; this was my home after all.
"Oh come on, Wheat! I told you I have nowhere else to go! Unlike you locals, going back home for me is quite a trek!" She finished her bowl of fish soup in one gulp and sucked the last piece of tofu into her mouth before handing the bowl back to Rice. "Another bowl please."
I snatched the bowl from Rice's hands and placed it on the table. "This is my son, not your servant. If you want to eat, go serve yourself."
Zhang Mengdi was equally angry and unyielding. She took the bowl and went to the kitchen to get another serving of soup. While drinking, she asked, "Wheat, what happened at your wedding yesterday? It seemed a bit strange for a while. I remember Teacher Lin came and wanted to perform magic. What happened next?"
"And then there was nothing after that."
"That can't be! It felt like I took a nap and woke up to see you and your husband on stage. What happened in between?"
"You got your head chopped off by a ghost," I teased her deliberately.
Sure enough, she quickly put down her bowl and touched her head to confirm it was still there, shooting me a glare. "You were the one who got your head chopped off. By the way, Wheat, are you still going to school after getting married?"
"Of course! I haven't graduated yet."
"Will your husband allow that?"
"I'll go with her," Su Anrong's voice chimed in as he walked over, fully dressed and looking invigorated. After yesterday's ordeal, he still appeared so lively. It was quite rare.
"No way!" Zhang Mengdi and I exclaimed in unison.
Zhang Mengdi looked at him with envy. "What a great husband!"
But I felt worried. Didn't he say he couldn't come and go freely at our school? How would he manage that? Was he going to openly defy the deity's orders?
Su Anrong noticed my concern and gave me a reassuring smile, but how could I feel at ease?
No matter how much I tried to argue, Su Anrong remained resolute in his decision. As he put it, "If Lin Xiuyu can be your teacher, why can't I?"
Despite the fact that he had prepared me mentally beforehand, I was still taken aback when I saw him in Body Class. He only mentioned coming to be a teacher but didn’t specify what kind of teacher. This Body Class truly caught me off guard.
Since the Body Class teacher required us to wear tight-fitting workout clothes, we all ended up looking like Ultraman. Su Anrong also conformed to the norm by wearing a tight suit that clung to his muscles, showcasing every contour.
The girls initially resisted attending this class, but upon seeing Su Anrong, they all screamed, eager to rush over and touch him.
Hey, hey, hey, that’s my husband!
“Alright, everyone quiet down. Your Body Class teacher, Teacher Wu, is temporarily unable to continue teaching you due to pregnancy. I will be taking over the remaining classes for this semester. Let me introduce myself; my name is—”
“ Lord Zunshang!” Many girls who liked browsing Weibo shouted this name in unison.
I was the only one muttering about “garlic sauce.” My garlic sauce, their Lord Zunshang —it’s not so bad, right?
Yet I still felt a bit disappointed; his popularity highlighted my insignificance. Surrounded by noise.
Su Anrong looked at me meaningfully and smiled, “On Weibo, I’m called Lord Zunshang, but here at school, I’m your teacher. You can call me Su Laoshi from now on. Understood?”
“Not really! Lord Zunshang sounds so grand and nice; why would you choose such a plain name like garlic sauce? I hate garlic sauce!”
“Because my wife is called Youmai Vegetable. I hope to always be on the same plate with her, so I changed my name to Su Anrong. Together we are garlic sauce Butterhead Lettuce.”
Is it really okay to flaunt love like this in Classroom?
Although my heart was filled with pride, I still felt a bit shy; the girls’ gazes were enough to pierce through me.
Su Anrong didn’t seem to think he had said anything wrong and continued, “Alright, let’s start class now. Our outfits are quite unique.” He tugged at his tight suit and asked, “Does this look good?”
Although everyone secretly hated this kind of clothing, many girls still said, "It looks good," just to please Su Anrong.
"Since it looks good, let's keep wearing it according to everyone's wishes."
Garlic Boy, you’re so shameless, playing with everyone’s feelings while pretending to be oblivious.
After one class, Su Anrong had successfully offended all the girls. After class, I hurried over to him and said, "What are you doing? Why make everyone hate you? You’re asking for a beating."
Su Anrong pressed down on my head and lifted my chin, saying nonchalantly, "I’m just trying to prevent you from getting jealous. If they dislike me, then you won’t have any rivals."
"I couldn’t care less about being jealous of you." Though I said this, my heart felt incredibly sweet. Having a man like him by my side brought so much joy to my life.
That night, Su Anrong insisted that I go back and sleep, but I refused. It was the first day back to school after the earthquake, and the school was strict about students not staying out late for safety reasons. I couldn’t risk getting into trouble during such a sensitive time.
Besides, if I didn’t return to the dormitory, Zhang Mengdi would probably end up fighting with Lele and Xiaonan.
When I got back to the dormitory, sure enough, the three of them were already arguing.
"Zhang Mengdi, how can you be so shameless? We don’t want you living here; can’t you understand Chinese?" Gao Lele said with her hands on her hips.
Zhang Mengdi refused to back down. "This is the school dormitory; I have the right to stay here. Besides, you all agreed to let me live here."
"What a joke! Which of us agreed to that?"
"You all said I could stay in 308 for one night; that means I can stay here now. You’re not keeping your word."
"Hahaha, yeah right! Go ahead and stay in 308 for a night if you can," Gao Lele said as she began to push Zhang Mengdi.
Zhang Mengdi lost her balance and took a step back, nearly stepping on my foot. Baidu Sister Suo remarked, "There are always evil spirits trying to harm me."
"I've already stayed there for a night; you just didn't see it," she said, biting her lip, her voice trembling with a sense of grievance.
"Do you have any evidence? Why should we believe that you actually stayed there?" Gao Lele pressed on aggressively.
Zhang Mengdi continued to retreat, tears welling in her eyes, a beautiful girl shedding tears like rain on pear blossoms.
I felt an inexplicable pang of sympathy and stepped in front of Zhang Mengdi, facing Gao Lele. "Alright, Lele, let her stay. The semester isn't long anyway."
"No way! This isn't even her bed. Why should I give in? If she insists on staying, she can spend the night in Room 308. Don't tell me you've been there before; whether you went or not is all based on your word. Take your phone today and record a video; then we'll believe you."
"Enough, Lele," I said, feeling a bit displeased. Although I didn't particularly like Zhang Mengdi, Lele was being too aggressive today. She already knew that ghosts existed in this world but still insisted that Zhang Mengdi go alone to Room 308. If something really happened, who would take responsibility?
To my surprise, when I didn't persuade her, Zhang Mengdi didn't want to go. But as soon as I encouraged her, she proactively said, "I'll go. You better remember what you said; after today, this dormitory will be mine."
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