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Miser
Zhou Wu is very stingy. Every time there is a donation for charity at work, he claims to be sick and doesn't go out.
A certain domain was struck by an earthquake, and everyone generously donated money, except for Zhou Wu who was hospitalized due to illness. As a cadre, all of his medical expenses were covered.
As time passed, Zhou Wu returned to work, and his colleagues all looked up to him. However, he secretly felt pleased, thinking to himself: "Who cares, I saved some money anyway."
Late at night, snoring in sleep, there seems to be a conversation in the living room.
Zhou Wu is shocked, could it be that his beloved wife is having an affair?
Reaching out, his wife was there.
Zhou Wu quietly got out of bed, crept to the door, and peeked inside. He was almost scared to death. At that moment, the hall was glowing with a green light, and there were numerous ghostly figures gathered in a circle, having a meeting.
The voices of the ghosts were very low, but clear and distinct.
Look, the fridge is empty, with just two plates of leftovers. They look like discarded dishes from a restaurant. It's really disappointing.
One ghost vented his dissatisfaction.
Another ghost grumbled in anger, saying: "Sharp-nosed Ghost, you too, Big-head ghost, only have a birthday once every hundred years. I suggested you find a place to have a party, but no, you chose this shabby place. What are we supposed to eat in this deserted place? Should we just chew up the male host of this house?"
Alas, the master of this household is still a junior cadre, with a high salary, but more stingy than us misers. It is said that last month, there was a draw in the unit, and it was his turn to donate blood. When he arrived at the blood donation center, he fainted on the spot. Upon examination, he was found to be anemic. He didn't donate blood, but instead earned a unit of blood back.
Tsk tsk, such behavior makes us misers feel inferior.
Sharp-nosed Ghost, you're just a useless office director ghost, always causing trouble. You chose the wrong family, and can't even handle a simple birthday party properly.
Sharp-nosed Ghost was annoyed and angrily said, "Is there no end? You all just idle around all day, ignorant of the laws and regulations of the supernatural world."
The law clearly stipulates: whenever we gather for a meal, we must choose a family that is as miserly as us. These days, I have exhausted all efforts to search the entire city, and only the Zhou family fits the bill. They are rich in spirit but stingy in money, making their home the best place for our gathering.
Why not choose a generous and righteous family for our meal? A timid young little brat asked.
It's really little brat ignorantSharp-nosed Ghost pointed with his finger and said: Remember this, if you dare to trespass the home of righteous and kind people, we miser might just vanish into thin air and never be reincarnated!
The ghosts were all shocked.
little brat murmured: Well, then we can only have a party there.
A ghost masturbated and said: Just eat less, and feel at ease to gather there.
The birthday of Big-head ghost seems to be dissatisfied, asking Sharp-nosed Ghost: Tomorrow is Small-headed demon's birthday, where should we go?
Sharp-nosed Ghost shrugged: Why even ask, of course we'll go there too. Then Sharp-nosed Ghost announced to the ghosts: From now on, whenever any of us miser have a birthday, we'll have the party at Zhou Wu's place.
In agreement, the ghosts all spoke with one voice.
In an instant, the ghosts finished the remaining dishes on the two plates. Big-head ghost drooled and stared at the bedroom door, saying, "I'm still hungry."
Small-headed demon Advises: Big-head brother, be patient for now. There's still a long way to go, save the good food for later.
Big-head ghost swallowed hard.
At dawn, the ghosts dispersed.
Daytime.
After work, Zhou Wu immediately made a large donation to the earthquake relief fund and declared that he would support ten out-of-school children every year.
After work, he went on a crazy shopping spree at the supermarket. When he returned home loaded with bags and a backpack, his neighbor asked in surprise: "What's going on? Are food prices going up again?"
At midnight, Zhou Wu anxiously waited by the bedroom door. Sure enough, the ghosts had arrived.
Before the ghosts could speak, Sharp-nosed Ghost urgently said, "Quick, retreat, retreat, we can't come to this house. This Zhou Wu unexpectedly had a change of heart and generously offered to host Small-headed demon's Birthday Party at a different location tonight."
Small-headed demon wanted to ask further, but Sharp-nosed Ghost irritably said: "Stop babbling, or you'll turn into ashes later and don't blame me."
Immediately, Sharp-nosed Ghost shouted to the other ghosts: "It's getting windy, let's go."
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