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"Can you elaborate?"
I immediately became interested and began to speak at length: "From the name alone, you can see that my revenge plan is mainly divided into two categories:
One is violent abuse, which is suitable when my martial arts are superior to Lou Guanhai's... Hey, do you think I'm stronger than him?"
Gu Yizhou furrowed his brows slightly, pondering seriously before saying, "You two are fairly evenly matched, but you lack a certain ruthlessness compared to him."
"What do you mean I'm not ruthless enough? I can do the Shadow Kick and all that!"
"That's not what I meant," Gu Yizhou chuckled lightly, patiently explaining. "Lou Guanhai has killed before. When it comes to actual combat, you might not have the upper hand."
"Then let's talk about the 'Feces and Urine' plan... I just want to disgust them thoroughly. For instance, when they come home from outside, I could wait on the street with two buckets of dung and splash it on them as soon as I see them..."
Gu Yizhou burst into laughter, nearly gasping for breath. After a while, he wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes and said, "Maybe we should skip the dung-splashing plan. Just think about it: when others talk about you in the future, they'll mention 'Jiangnan Sword Sect's the Su splashing dung on people in public.' What man would dare to marry you after that?"
I hesitated for several seconds before gritting my teeth and saying, "Then... I'll hire someone to do it."
"Let's calculate the cost—only skilled fighters can complete such a task and escape unscathed from Lou Guanhai's men. How much would such a person charge for doing something so degrading? And how much money do you have?"
It suddenly dawned on me that I had not a single coin to my name. Gu Yizhou knew I was broke at the moment, but he didn't realize my poverty was only temporary.
I leaned in closer to him, lowering my voice conspiratorially. "I'll let you in on a secret: I've opened the Heavenly Eye and can see..."
Before I could finish my sentence, I suddenly felt a wave of heat surge through my lower body. This sensation was all too familiar; it took me just a second to realize what had happened, and in an instant, I felt as if I had been struck by lightning, frozen in place.
Having inexplicably crossed over to Zou Dynasty, I had almost forgotten about the monthly occurrence that every woman must face...
Seeing me suddenly stop, Gu Yizhou looked flustered and hurriedly asked, "What’s wrong?"
"Uh, my Aunt has arrived."
Sighing, I thought about how, at this moment of desperation, Aunt had come right on schedule. This would mean another significant expense.
" Aunt?" Gu Yizhou exclaimed in surprise, quickly glancing around before whispering, "Where is she? Is it because you opened the Heavenly Eye that you can see her?"
" Aunt is... you can understand it as a monthly occurrence for women where they can't help but bleed."
"Is it serious?"
"Not too serious, but it can be quite costly. Back in the modern world, I used to buy Sofy sanitary pads, which would cost at least twenty or thirty bucks a month."
Gu Yizhou was clearly taken aback by these unfamiliar terms (sanitary pads) and units of measurement (bucks), looking bewildered as he asked, "Is that a lot or a little?"
With a worried expression, I rested my chin on my hand and replied helplessly, "If converted to the current price of Shoe Insoles, it would probably amount to four or five dozen pairs."
After this exchange, Gu Yizhou turned around without saying a word and walked away.
I thought he had gone to gather herbs as usual, but when he returned, he was carrying a large bag filled with this era's feminine hygiene products.
According to him, he specifically went to Dali City to buy these.
Dali City is over ten miles away from this cliff, yet he managed to make the round trip in just half a day, which shows how skilled he is in lightness techniques.
Curious, I asked him how he paid for them. He smiled and replied, "All thanks to my handsome face."
Hearing this, I couldn't help but chuckle: it seems he used his charm to charm some good woman into giving him these!
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