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"Where were we just now?" He Zhou tilted his ear as if he had forgotten, asking the audience below.
The audience was quick to cooperate, responding in unison: "Give Teacher Yang two crispy ones!"
He Zhou turned slightly, placing one hand by his ear. "What? Another self-introduction?"
"Alright! Hello everyone, I am He Zhou, a singer and an ordinary yet confident man!"
"In parentheses, the future boyfriend of a certain little fairy, the national male god's husband!"
"End of parentheses, there should be thunderous applause here. Thank you, everyone!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience immediately erupted into applause, cheers, and shouts of admiration, standing up to express their appreciation.
"That's amazing!"
"He Zhou has such a fiery temper; he really dares to say it!"
"I guess Yang Li is not just cool this time but also a bit ruined. Hahaha, He Zhou, from now on you are my 'husband'!"
He Zhou waved his hands to calm them down. "Thank you all, thank you!"
Once the applause subsided, he scratched his head a bit shyly and said, "Actually, talking about Teacher Yang Li all the time isn’t that interesting. I’d rather share some of my life with you all."
"As you all know, I’ve come this far step by step. I have my own fans and have released songs. Today is my first time appearing on a Stand-Up Comedy show; I can already consider myself a successful person."
While saying this, he adjusted his tie and straightened his neck, speaking earnestly. "As a celebrity like me, a big star…"
"Wow~"
"Cut it out!"
"Oh~"
The audience went wild with excitement.
He Zhou blinked and put his hands together in thanks. "Thank you all! I believe you are booing me because you really like me too much."
Then he turned serious and said, "However, I must warn everyone… this is really not a joke!"
"Pfft hahaha!"
As soon as the audience heard this, they laughed even more recklessly!
In fact, once someone's image is established and the audience finds them funny, even if they just stand there silently, the audience can entertain themselves for quite a while.
"What were we just talking about?"
"Oh right, successful people!"
He Zhou waved his hand, "This is the key point, take note of it."
"Today, as I reflect on my childhood humiliations, I feel quite emotional."
The audience was instantly captivated, their expressions resembling cats scratching an itch, completely attentive.
"When I was in school, I didn't look like this... I was one of those who transformed as they grew up, getting better looking!"
As soon as He Zhou finished that line, a female audience member burst out laughing.
"Transformed as you grew up and got better looking? Hahaha!"
"In my twenty-eight years of life, it's the first time I've heard that saying."
He Zhou continued, "As my beauty and talent increased day by day, I inevitably encountered countless troubles. In summary, I often faced jealousy for being too outstanding and felt out of place for not being eccentric enough..."
The audience looked momentarily dazed before gradually contorting their expressions.
Jealousy for being too outstanding? Feeling out of place for not being eccentric enough?
It felt like he was talking about me.
Well then, listening to He Zhou's stand-up comedy was getting a bit intense; even the normally composed audience became a little shameless.
He Zhou spoke in a nostalgic tone, with a sighing expression: "In that era when I was rejected for being too outstanding, they could never have imagined I would be where I am today."
"Ahem! Alright, alright."
"I can say my life has been smooth sailing; I've never experienced any major setbacks. The reason I've lived so disheartened is basically all thanks to my imagination."
In the next moment, He Zhou shot a glance in a certain direction, and the music suddenly became melodious.
"Someone like me, who is so outstanding, should have shone throughout life...
Someone like me, who is so lost...
Someone like me, who is searching...
Someone like me, who is mediocre...
How many more people like this have you seen?"
Like a lonely person like me,
Like a foolish person like me,
Like an unwillingly ordinary person like me,
How many people are there in the world?
"Hello everyone, this is my new song, officially launching on major music apps on August 1st. I welcome you all to tune in on time. Thank you!"
Regarding this segment, it was crucial that he agreed not to charge an appearance fee and to participate in the Talk Show for free.
After all, despite being embroiled in the Lip Sync controversy, his popularity remains quite high; being infamous is still a form of fame.
If the show can invite Yang Li, surely they can invite him too?
The audience was caught off guard by his sudden performance and chuckled, "Although the song is good, you clearly are a comedian who got sidetracked by singing!"
For a moment, the audience didn't know what to say and just quietly noted this incident.
"There are a few minutes left until the end of the show, so let me share some words for my friends who like me!"
He Zhou cleared his throat and seriously held up two fingers. "In life, if you know two things, you can be as successful as I am."
Seeing the audience struggling to hold back their laughter, he continued: "First, there absolutely exist people in this world who are very smart without needing to study, who live well without working hard, and who can be happy without money.
Second, that person is definitely not you..."
"I am He Zhou, and we will meet again next time!"
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