The Secrets of Porsche 7: Toilet Humor
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"How did you get here?" I asked instinctively. 0
 
"Why can't I be here?" He raised an eyebrow, looking at me with a half-smile. "You really don't want to see me?" 0
 
"No, no." I quickly shook my head. "I just didn't expect you to come." 0
 
"I'm here to cook for you." He stood up and walked towards the kitchen. 0
 
Seeing his confident demeanor, I couldn't help but roll my eyes. 0
 
"Chen Yunyun, what kind of expression is that?" Shen Yuqian frowned. 0
 
"It's nothing." I pouted. "It's just that he has a bit of money. What's so impressive about that?" 0
 
"Hey!" Shen Yuqian raised his hand and tapped my head. "Say that again!" 0
 
"I said he was wrong, didn't I?" I muttered in dissatisfaction. 0
 
I realized that since Fang Chu couldn't win me over, he was trying to throw money at me. Am I that kind of person? 0
 
I gave up on pursuing Fang Chu. 0
 
I grabbed Shen Yuqian's hand and excitedly said, "Sister-in-law, I have something to tell you." 0
 
"What is it?" Shen Yuqian looked at me curiously. 0
 
I took out my phone, opened a social media app, found my pairing with Fang Chu, and held it up in front of Shen Yuqian. "Look, this is my pairing." 0
 
"Wow!" Shen Yuqian's eyes widened in excitement. "Is he this handsome?" 0
 
"Right?" I grinned. "I think he's really handsome too." 0
 
 
"When did you two get together?" Shen Yuqian asked me curiously. 0
"Not yet," I replied, pouting. "I'm still pursuing him." 0
"Keep it up," Shen Yuqian said, patting my shoulder. "I support you." 0
"Thank you," I smiled and nodded. 0
 
During dinner, I showcased my impressive fish filleting skills. 0
Fang Chu looked at me in surprise. "You can fillet fish too?" 0
"Of course," I said proudly, lifting my chin. "What can't I do?" 0
He twitched his mouth. "You're really not modest." 0
"This is confidence," I chuckled. 0
 
Chen Yueyue had long since gotten used to it and calmly continued eating. 0
 
After dinner, I was a bit tipsy and clung to Shen Yuqian without letting go. 0
"Sister-in-law, pour me another glass of red wine." 0
"No way," Shen Yuqian shook her head. "You've already had enough." 0
"Where am I drunk?" I pouted unhappily. "I'm perfectly clear-headed." 0
"You should have some sweet soup instead," Shen Yuqian pushed the sweet soup in front of me. "Drink this to sober up." 0
"I don't want to," I shook my head and took out my phone. "I'm going to call the guy." 0
 
I opened the voice call, and soon the guy answered, "Hello, sister, you finally called me." 0
"Little brother, I miss you." 0
 
 
I drunkenly said, "Will you come keep me company?" 0
Everyone was stunned. 0
I chuckled, "Hey there, when are you coming to find me?" 0
"Miss, you've had too much to drink. You should go home," the young man said with concern. 0
"I'm not drunk; I'm completely sober." 0
I stood up and wobbled over to Fang Chu, saying, "Hey there, you said you missed me, you..." 0
Before I could finish, I saw Fang Chu's grim face. 0
"Chen Yunyun!" he shouted through gritted teeth. 0
I blinked and suddenly realized. 0
"I'm sorry, I dialed the wrong number." 0
I quickly hung up and sat down next to Shen Yuqian. 0
Shen Yuqian and Chen Yueyue were both stunned, staring at me blankly. 0
I awkwardly smiled and said, "I had too much to drink; don't mind me." 0
They still didn't say anything. 0
I felt like crying without tears: "I'm really drunk; please don't be mad at me." 0
They remained silent. 0
I was completely speechless. 0
I knew I had embarrassed myself today. 0
I promised myself never to drink so much again. 0
The next day when I woke up, I regretted it deeply. 0
When I saw the young man waiting for me downstairs, my regret only grew stronger. 0
 
 
 
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