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The Person I Hate Online Dating
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"Hey, Xiao Fang, this is some hard-earned information I've got for you. You have to make sure to seize this opportunity, got it?"
With a heavy pat on my back from my roommate, I nodded secretly. This time, I was determined to win over my crush, Yan Zexu.
According to Xu Luoluo's reliable intel, my crush is also playing the hottest game right now—The Valley of Honor.
His ID is Gamer of the Canyon.
Well! That sounds quite childish.
But jokes aside, I still want my crush.
That night, I searched for my crush's ID, and to my surprise, he accepted my request instantly.
As expected, guys love cute avatars of soft girls.
To conceal my supreme identity as Jungle King, I splurged fifty bucks on a female account with a diamond rank on a second-hand marketplace.
Scrolling through my crush's profile, I noticed he often plays Jungle and Marksman characters.
Great! My plan is halfway successful.
Before I could think about what to do next, my crush pulled me into a ranked match room.
"Clang."
The game started, but my microphone was still off.
Everything happened too quickly; even I, a woman as sharp as an eagle, couldn't react in time.
According to the tutorial steps I posted on an app about how to handle the Jungle King, shouldn't the guy have first asked, "Hey, how old are you?"
No big deal; I still had everything under control.
I had also watched the second episode.
2
As soon as my brother's name appeared in the chat box, the handsome guy's attention was quickly drawn to my shining username.
Me: "Brother, I'll support you while you play Jungle."
At that moment, the handsome guy had just locked in a rather sleazy Jungle character on the first floor—an exclamation mark followed by a silent "?"
I strictly followed the tutorial video and did not respond to his message.
According to what the gamer said, at this stage, we were supposed to pique his interest.
However, the Marksman on the third floor couldn't hold back.
"Come on, Sir, it's been several rounds and the Support isn't protecting me at all."
It seemed that the Mage on the fourth floor also sent a message, but as the game entered the loading screen, I couldn't see it clearly.
On the second floor, I was fortunate enough to snag Blin Blin's Canyon Princess.
I just needed to wait for level four, and then I could ride on my idol's head and type praises for him.
Since I first helped the Jungle check the other half of the jungle, I couldn't secure the Mid Lane, which led to the Marksman getting beaten up by three enemies and giving away first blood.
Marksman: "Mid Lane, where's the signal?"
Mage: "Blind!"
Thus began a bombardment between the Marksman and the Mage.
At this moment, I remembered what Gamer said about the Gentle Little White Flower Persona and chimed in, "Everyone, stop arguing!"
As expected, I got caught up in the battle.
Seeing that the flames of conflict were directed at me, my idol finally spoke up.
He coldly typed four words: "If you're bad, practice more."
The Marksman who gave away first blood replied: "?"
Mid Lane was ambushed by the Enemy Jungler: "?"
"！@￥＃％＆＊......."
Firepower shift.
After reaching level four, I successfully took my place on the throne, but the male god seemed momentarily stunned.
He activated invisibility with me, only to be pierced by the opposing Xiao Qiao.
Xiao Qiao was quite tough, taunting us on the way back.
"Is that all you've got?"
Watching the enemy Xiao Qiao and our own Marksman exchange taunts, the male god coldly stated again, "You go protect Marksman."
I replied, "Alright."
From that moment on, I witnessed the historical changes in the entire canyon.
The male god's record went from 0-1-0 to 18-1-4, with the opposing Boss Xiao Qiao contributing 16 points to that tally.
The Mage and Marksman gradually grew closer.
"The enemy Jungle has no vision; Mid Lane be careful of the bushes."
"Marksman, come eat the line."
Every time my idol killed Xiao Qiao, I would send the message "You're amazing, brother."
However, he never replied to me even once.
Finally, we successfully pushed up the Enemy High Ground and secured victory in the match.
At that moment, the Top Lane player, who had been silent throughout the game, finally spoke just a second before the crystal exploded.
"That's it."
At the same time, I saw Boss Xiao Qiao paddling in place behind the explosion of the Enemy Crystal Tower.
After giving my idol a thumbs up, I returned to the room and saw his second command.
Idol: "Report Xiao Qiao."
Me: "......"
I glanced at Xiao Qiao's reputation score of only 89 and felt a deep sense of sympathy.
So, while sweetly duo-queuing with my idol, I enjoyed a night full of consecutive wins in ranked matches.
Of course, I also spent the whole night typing "brother."
Perhaps dissatisfied with the cold text, the male god asked me to turn on my microphone and cheer him on.
So, under the serious and encouraging gaze of my roommate, I used the soft, cute voice I had just learned.
"Brother, you're so amazing at Jungle!"
The words typed by the male god seemed to carry a hint of pride.
"Stay low-key."
Although I didn't want to say it, it really felt pretentious, but it did allow him to show off a bit.
Even though I felt like I was about to gag from the voice, the male god never turned on his microphone until the end.
Sigh, I guess I wasn't trying hard enough.
However, thinking about how the male god had saved me several times from enemy fire and helped me escape with Critical Health gave me motivation again.
That night, after finishing the game with the male god, I opened a certain video app again and started watching the third episode of the tutorial on how to master Jungle King.
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