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So I detailed to the king how I rode a dog to buy a popsicle and how I inexplicably shrank in size. After listening, the king was stunned for a long time, and then he suddenly burst into laughter.
"Hahaha! What you’re saying is simply ridiculous!" the king laughed, "How could you possibly ride a bicycle? And how could you become so small? Are you just talking nonsense?"
"I'm not talking nonsense; everything I said is true!" I exclaimed, nearly in tears.
The king replied, "Alright then, since you claim you rode a bicycle, tell me what a bicycle looks like."
I said, "A bicycle is a small car with three wheels, a long handlebar, and a big seat..."
After hearing this, the king looked at the soldiers around him and asked, "Have any of you heard of such a vehicle?"
All the soldiers shook their heads.
The king said, "Do you see? Even my soldiers have never heard of this vehicle. Aren't you just lying?"
"I’m not lying; everything I said is true!" I insisted.
The king continued, "Then fine, since you say you rode a bicycle, tell me where your bicycle is."
I replied, "My bicycle is in the garage downstairs at my house..."
"Garage?" The king frowned and asked, "What is a garage?"
I explained, "A garage is a house for parking cars..."
"A house for parking cars?" The king was even more puzzled. He said, "Are you saying that you put your... whatever it is called... bicycle inside a house?"
I nodded.
The king and the soldiers were stunned; they looked at each other with expressions of disbelief.
The king asked, "Are you saying that your bicycle is bigger than your house?"
I nodded again.
The king and the soldiers were frozen in place, staring at me as if I were some kind of monster. After a long pause, the king finally said, "You... are you saying... that you are a giant?"
I nodded once more.
The king and the soldiers remained silent for a long time, looking at me without speaking.
After a long time, the king finally said, "This is unbelievable... you are actually a giant..."
I replied, "I didn't deceive you; I really didn't deceive you..."
The king said, "Alright, I will temporarily believe you... However, there are some things I still can't understand. Is it true that your bicycle is even bigger than your house?"
I nodded.
The king and the soldiers were once again stunned. After staring at me for a long time, the king finally spoke, "Okay, I will temporarily believe you... But I still want to ask you a few questions. If you can answer them honestly, I might consider letting you stay in the Stone Oven Kingdom."
I said, "Thank you, thank you, Your Majesty."
The king continued, "First, I would like to know why you came here."
I replied, "I came here by accident. I originally just wanted to buy a popsicle, but somehow I ended up here."
The king nodded and then asked, "Second, can you tell me what your bicycle looks like?"
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