This Zombie is a Bit Drunk 9: Chapter 9
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"Mind Reading!" 0
 
"A Zombie's Ability is actually mind reading..." The corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily a couple of times. Good, this Zombie helped her regain another expression. 0
 
Looking at this Zombie, she suddenly became curious about how this Zombie evolved. Mind reading? But aside from herself, the other Zombies currently had no psychological activity... She really wanted to know the answer, but since this Zombie couldn't talk, she could only... 0
 
Ten seconds later, the female Zombie that was originally crawling on the ground was now obediently standing next to Liu You'er and answering Liu You'er's questions in her mind. It turned out that this Zombie's mind reading ability awakened when it was still a Common Zombie. Relying on this Ability, it had consumed quite a few hidden "food" sources and finally evolved. After evolving, its mind reading ability spread to a distance of one kilometer. Since it had just successfully evolved and lacked experience, upon hearing the unique human psychological activity sounds from afar, it happily ran over without caring that the atmosphere here was different from elsewhere, almost becoming someone else's lunch... 0
 
Liu You'er looked at this dirty Zombie speechlessly, feeling that her intelligence was truly lacking. However, it was fortunate that it was a female; she could give her a good bath! 0
 
Outside the bathroom 0
 
Liu Yue paced back and forth at the door. He felt uncomfortable in his heart, as if prey had been eaten by another Zombie. Almost devoid of thoughts and acting purely on instinct, he suddenly found himself plagued by incomprehensible questions: "Why is my sister helping a Newcomer bathe instead of me? What does it mean that there are differences between men and women? Will my sister only like this Little One in the future and not like me anymore? Should I secretly eat this Little One?" 0
 
Inside the bathroom 0
 
Liu You'er looked at the now clean female Zombie in front of her and nodded in satisfaction. This Zombie must have been quite cute when she was alive, around eighteen or nineteen years old, slightly younger than herself. With black ear-length short hair and a height of less than five feet three inches, her figure was curvy, especially her waist, which was incredibly slender. Her small oval face featured delicate eyebrows and bright teeth, with large eyes resembling a real-life Barbie doll. Unfortunately, those ball-like white eyeballs made her look like a vengeful doll, sending chills down one's spine. Looking at her, Liu You'er couldn't help but shake her head in admiration, but suddenly the sound of her scream echoed in her mind, nearly causing Liu You'er's brain to explode. 0
 
"Master! Master! That male Zombie outside said he wants to secretly eat me!!!" 0
 
"Huh? Why?" 0
 
 
"Because the master only washes me and doesn't wash him!" 0
 
"Uh..." 0
 
"Master, how about we wash together? He won't be angry then, and if he's not angry, he won't secretly eat me~" 0
 
"..." 0
 
Liu You'er suddenly felt a wave of fatigue, as if she instantly understood how her parents felt when she kept asking them where she came from. She quickly took out two sets of clothes from the space, directly blocking out the Zombie's next words in her mind. After getting dressed, she swiftly helped the Zombie get ready while enduring her exasperated gaze, then kicked the door open and sent her out, while she herself slowly walked out afterward. 0
 
It wasn't that she couldn't stand the annoyance; she simply thought that since the Zombie didn't have any pain perception, she might as well speed up the Zombie's efficiency in getting out. 0
 
Outside the bathroom 0
 
Just when Liu Yue could no longer hold back and wanted to open the door to complain about Liu You'er's favoritism, she saw the door swing open, and the Newcomer was kicked toward her direction by her sister. All her frustration seemed to vanish in an instant. She quickly dodged to increase the contact area between the Zombie and the floor and approached Liu You'er, saying, "Sister, it's time for you to help me wash~" 0
 
Hearing the expectant tone in her mind, Liu You'er froze for a second and awkwardly replied, "You're so smart; you don't need my help. I only helped that one on the floor because she's too dumb. Be good now~" Then she reached out to pat Liu Yue's head. Unexpectedly, Liu Yue turned her head away, refusing to let her touch. She exuded a sense of grievance like a little wife and turned to walk into the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind her. 0
 
The Little Zombie had already woken up but didn't dare to move while Liu Yue was still there. Once she went inside, it climbed up, patted its nonexistent footprints on its bottom, and lay outside the bathroom listening to the sounds inside. 0
 
Finally sending off a living deity, Liu You'er looked at her comical appearance with a sense of helplessness. Suddenly remembering that this Zombie still didn't have a name, she decided it was time to give her one. Pulling her in front of herself, she said, "From now on, I'll call you Xiaomin! How does that sound?" 0
 
Xiaomin stared blankly at Liu You'er as if still trying to comprehend her words. After a moment, she heavily nodded her head but then glanced nervously toward the bathroom. Liu You'er smiled and said, "Don't worry; with me around, he won't eat you. Since you look younger than me, you can call me sister along with Liu Yue from now on." 0
 
 
While taking a shower, Liu Yue heard this and angrily splashed the water in the bathtub, causing droplets to fly everywhere. This made Liu You'er, who was outside the door, raise her eyebrows in surprise, while Xiaomin shrank her little head in fright. 0
 
Seeing the current state of these two Zombies, Liu You'er silently thought to herself, "No, I must find a way to improve their relationship in the future!" 0
 
At that moment, she felt a delicate little hand gently tugging at her clothing. Liu You'er asked in confusion, "What's wrong?" 0
 
A serious yet slightly fearful voice echoed in her mind: "Sister, that's impossible!" 0
 
"…" 0
 
"You are not allowed to listen to my thoughts anymore!" 0
 
 
 
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