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Sigh, it's really true that when you're poor, your ambitions are limited. Did I earn this 200 yuan easily?
I feel so frustrated; this 200 isn't even enough to buy medicine for my illness.
The world is so beautiful, yet I'm so angry. This isn't good, not good at all.
Forget it, since I've taken on this job, I can't let the spirit of the contract be trampled underfoot.
I'll just reluctantly continue to play the fool.
After I sent the information as he instructed, the other party's response was as efficient as ever.
"Okay, little brother, I have a strapless dress. Come over to my house and play with me."
Then she attached her address.
San Tong jumped up onto a chair and started dancing as soon as I finished speaking to him.
I stood up to apologize to the people around and the boss, then handed San Tong a bottle of chilled mineral water.
"Calm down, San'er! This isn't a place for excitement!"
Ignoring what I said, he excitedly shouted at me, "Wow, she's calling you straight home! This sister is really bold!"
He hurriedly grabbed the Xinhua Dictionary from the table and shoved it into my hands.
"Well, I'm not going to worry about you anymore, bro. I'm leaving. Thanks to you for my buddy's happy life. When I get back, I'll treat you to skewers and beer. Wait for me!"
Seeing him like this left me speechless. I quickly covered my mouth while pushing him out and said, "Hurry up! You need to go straight west; choose your path wisely and don't look back."
I watched him turn around and step out of the internet café door, and he immediately disappeared from sight.
After San Tong left, I stayed in the internet café for a while longer. It wasn't until the sky outside turned dark that I decided to leave my seat and head home.
However, just as I was about to step out of the café, I saw someone running anxiously down the path.
Isn't that San Tong?
What’s going on? Did something go wrong during the knowledge-sharing process?
San Tong was sneaking and jogging towards the internet café.
He stumbled over and, without saying a word, pushed me back inside the café, sitting down at a table in the far corner.
Then he dove under the table, peeking out with two squinting eyes through the gap in the tablecloth, looking towards the door.
“What’s wrong? San'er.”
“Ah…” He was still in shock and didn’t respond to me.
Seeing his terrified expression, I continued to ask, “What happened? Is someone following you outside?”
San Tong glanced outside and after about a minute, he finally sighed in relief and said, “It’s good if no one is.”
Curiously, I pressed on, “What exactly happened? Is this some kind of disaster? Is knowledge sharing not going smoothly?”
San Tong still didn’t dare to come out from under the table and just sat on the floor.
He wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, “Hey, don’t even mention it. Listen to me; you need to delete all my friends right now, including Cousin. All of them! If I ever go out to meet someone online again, I’ll just starve myself.”
I was taken aback: Has he changed his mind?
“Why? You have to tell me what happened.”
San Tong sighed and then began to recount his recent experience to me.
It turned out that San Tong had hurriedly left the internet café to meet a beautiful woman he had arranged to see, named “Messing Around with a Partner,” and then he was taken straight back to her home.
"Isn't that a good thing? Why did you run away?" I asked.
"If it were really good, would I have run away like I was being chased by a dog?" he replied.
"But you went home with her, so doesn't that mean you felt okay about it? Given your taste, if she were ugly, you probably wouldn't have gone home with her," I inquired curiously.
San Tong scoffed, "Ugh, don't even mention it. Now when I see beautiful women, I feel like throwing up."
"What! Tell me more about this. Why is that?" I became even more curious.
After a moment of silence, San Tong said, "Honestly, I didn't want to go at first, but she took the initiative to ask me out, and I felt bad refusing. Although she wasn't exactly stunning, she was decent enough. But then I didn't expect..."
At this point, San Tong's expression grew even darker.
"Come on, just tell me what happened!" I urged.
San Tong sighed again and said, "I went to her place, and she pushed me down onto the sofa. Then she asked me if we could watch a movie together. I said sure. Then she put on a disc and made me watch it for an hour."
I looked at him with interest and asked, "A little movie?"
"Bullshit!" San Tong spat on the ground.
I was confused and asked, "Then what were you watching?"
San Tong's face turned red as he jumped up from the ground.
"I was wondering what the hell was going on. Were we watching adult films or something?"
"He showed me his Wedding Video, from leaving the house to the ceremony and the send-off, the whole set."
"I was completely stunned at the time, thinking, what is this for? Is he asking me to observe and learn?"
"After watching it, he asked me if I minded that he was older than me and had been divorced. I said it was fine; age isn't a problem. Who doesn't have a past?"
I said, "Isn't this conversation going pretty well?"
Tears suddenly welled up in San Tong' eyes.
"As a result, he was moved and rushed over to kiss me."
I was even more confused: "He's kissing you now, isn't that enough?"
San Tong' face looked like a large purple eggplant at that moment: "If everything is fine, then what am I supposed to say? While kissing him, I asked about the makeup in the video that day or if his clothes just didn't look like him."
I took a sip of water: "What did he say?"
San Tong covered her face: "He said her suit might have been too big that day, making it look a bit loose."
I didn't waste a drop of water; I sprayed it all over San Tong' face and exclaimed, "Ah, the groom!"
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