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Carefree Dual Cultivation
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A gentle breeze stirred the air, lifting a flurry of willow fluff that danced in the sky.
Li Xiaonan sat by the window, hugging his knees and gazing dreamily at the falling petals outside. Just as he was savoring this moment of tranquility, someone came to disturb him.
Li Rongluo approached with a bowl of something unpleasant and smiled at Li Yanrong beside him. "Ah Rong, I've tried this kid several times recently, and he's still as foolish as ever. Just watch."
"Xiao Nan, this is a special treat from your brother—premium Sesame Paste! It smells delicious! Come on, big brother is treating you!" Li Rongluo said as he shoved the bowl into Li Xiaonan's hands.
It was hard to believe that there were brothers in this world who tricked their younger siblings into eating something so vile!
Li Xiaonan stared blankly at the contents of the bowl, thinking to himself: Who's the real fool here? Even a fool wouldn't eat something like this! It seemed he needed to reassess his brother's intelligence. But first, he had to come up with a plan.
With a silly grin, Li Xiaonan sucked on his fingers, his face showing a mix of desire and reluctance. Finally, he slowly walked over to Li Yanrong, holding the bowl in both hands.
He looked at Li Yanrong.
Li Yanrong had round almond-shaped eyes and wore a red dress. The upper part of her dress was adorned with red ribbons that accentuated her graceful curves, while the lower part was made of flowing red gauze that was both ethereal and lively. Paired with her exquisite boots, she looked even more spirited.
Li Xiaonan sighed inwardly: His sister was indeed beautiful; both her face and figure were exceptional. The only pity was… her heart wasn't as lovely.
"Hehehe…" Li Xiaonan chuckled foolishly and presented the bowl to Li Yanrong, indicating that he didn't want to eat it himself but wanted her to have it first.
Li Yanrong frowned slightly. Although the horse dung had been processed by Li Rongluo and had no odor, it was still horse dung—its nature didn't change just because it lacked a foul smell. She disdainfully waved her hand, causing the bowl to fall to the ground, shattering it and spilling the "Sesame Paste."
Li Xiaonan immediately adopted a heartbroken expression, staring blankly at the spilled "Sesame Paste," as if he still wanted to taste it.
Li Yanrong turned to Li Rongluo and said lightly, "Big brother, don't do things like this anymore. Xiao Nan has always been foolish; do you really think he would spill such things? Besides, it's usually only smart people who end up getting hurt; when have you ever seen a fool get hurt?"
At that moment, Li Xiaonan squatted on the ground, "heartbroken" as he looked at the spilled "Sesame Paste." He heard every word Li Yanrong said loud and clear.
Li Rongluo chuckled awkwardly. "What my sister says is true; indeed."
Li Yanrong shook her head and pulled Li Xiaonan, who was still squatting on the ground, up with one hand. "Xiao Nan, you play by yourself in the house for a while. Forget about the sesame paste on the floor; I'll have someone bring you something delicious soon."
Li Xiaonan smiled foolishly, and upon hearing that something tasty was coming, drool began to drip from his mouth, glistening in the sunlight.
Of course, in the eyes of Li Rongluo and Li Yanrong, Li Xiaonan looked completely foolish.
After Li Rongluo and Li Yanrong left, a glimmer of intelligence appeared in the fool's eyes. Inner Thoughts: You think I'm a fool? You're the real fools!
Li Xiaonan sighed helplessly, his thoughts drifting back to a month ago.
It was an afternoon just like this one, the weather unbearably hot, the earth scorched under the blazing sun.
"Cicada, cicada..."
"Smack!" A cicada fainted from the heat and fell from a tree, landing on its back with one leg twitching occasionally.
Li Xiaonan stood in front of S University with a large burlap sack. He was about 1.67 meters tall, wearing black-rimmed glasses with the nose pads glued on with super glue. Passersby immediately categorized him as short and poor.
Li Xiaonan licked his dry lips and walked into S University.
Thus began his university life.
On the first day of classes, Li Xiaonan woke up early and bought two steamed buns at the cafeteria before hurrying to claim a seat in the classroom. The classroom wasn't large but could accommodate seventy or eighty people. He specifically chose a spot under a fan and saved a row of seats for his new roommates while waiting for the first Advanced Mathematics class to start.
By 8 o'clock, the freshmen gradually arrived. The Advanced Mathematics teacher was an older bald man who began taking attendance after a brief self-introduction.
"Wang Ming." "Present."
"Lu Fei." "Present."
“Li Xiaonan.” Three black lines appeared on Li Xiaonan's forehead; he never expected that a university teacher in the city would mispronounce his name.
“Uh… Teacher, my name is Li Xiaonan, not Li Xiaoyang…” Laughter erupted in the classroom.
Li Xiaonan shook his head helplessly; he had long been battle-hardened.
After one class, everyone in the room knew who Li Xiaonan was.
The second class surprised everyone; the teacher was a stunning beauty. Beneath her white blouse was an alluring neckline, and her black skirt hugged her shapely hips. The prominent curves accentuated her waistline, and those long, straight legs were simply captivating, enchanting all the boys and making the girls envious.
The class began with roll call.
“...”
“Here.”
“Li Xiaonan.”
“Here.”
Li Xiaonan thought to himself: This Beautiful Teacher is not only gorgeous but also has a keen eye. Just as he was thinking this, he noticed the teacher's gaze fixed directly on him—not quite right; it was more like she was staring at the top of his head.
Following the Beautiful Teacher's line of sight upward, he saw a whirling ceiling fan. Suddenly, someone shouted “Ah!” and the fan came crashing down toward him. Li Xiaonan thought: This is it!
At that moment, in another space, a fool fell from the rooftop. It could only be said that this fool was unlucky; when he fell, his head smashed hard against a rock…
Li Xiaonan died, while another Li Xiaonan miraculously came back to life.
When he woke up and saw himself in the mirror, his first reaction was to check below. Why?
His long black hair cascaded down to his waist. When he confirmed that his dear little brother was still there, he smiled and began to carefully observe this brand-new self.
Standing at six feet tall in a white robe, he had striking features—especially those bright eyes that were incredibly enticing and those thin lips that were undeniably sensual.
Li Xiaonan thought to himself: If I were a woman, I would definitely fall in love with the man in the mirror and then marry him!
He then began to observe the furnishings in the room.
At the front of the room stood a Carved Redwood Bed, and beside the window on the right was a pair of Redwood Armchairs and a Tea Table. In the center of the room was a Redwood Round Table engraved with a Plum, Orchid, Bamboo, and Chrysanthemum Pattern, on top of which sat a set of Blue and White Tea Bowls.
Li Xiaonan then recalled his own attire, Inner Thoughts: Could it be that after being hit by an electric fan, I have traveled back to ancient times?
He secretly mused: It seems that Heavenly Fate has treated me well; not only do I have a good figure, but I also possess good looks, and it appears I come from a good family.
In an instant, Li Xiaonan transformed from being short and poor into a tall, rich, and handsome man.
Just as he was contemplating how to face this unfamiliar environment, an exquisite beauty in a red dress and a Pig-Headed Man barged into his room.
“Xiao Nan, you’re awake!” the Stunning Beauty exclaimed, immediately shooting a glare at the Pig-Headed Man beside her.
Li Xiaonan Inner Thoughts: Stunning Beauty! She called me Xiao Nan? What is our relationship? Could she be my wife? That would be wonderful!
Li Xiaonan's mind raced with endless fantasies, but he ultimately decided to pretend to have amnesia.
“Who are you? Who am I?” Li Xiaonan furrowed his brows and said, appearing distressed as if he couldn’t remember anything.
The beauty and the Pig-Headed Man were taken aback, their expressions filled with surprise. At this moment, Li Xiaonan was still unaware of what mistake he had made; he thought they were surprised because of his amnesia.
“Xiao Nan, you’re not silly anymore?” The Pig-Headed Man’s words jolted Li Xiaonan.
Li Xiaonan thought: What do you mean by not silly anymore? Does that mean I used to be silly? With this thought in mind, he quickly changed his expression and began to grin foolishly. He shifted from pretending to have amnesia to acting like a fool.
Unfortunately, it was too late because the Pig-Headed Man had already begun to suspect Li Xiaonan. And this Pig-Headed Man was none other than Li Xiaonan's older brother, Li Rongluo.
Li Xiaonan's thoughts gradually returned. Over the past month, he had begun to understand this new world and his new identity.
This continent was called the Starry Illusion Continent, a time when cultivation was revered, and strength represented everything. Li Xiaonan found himself in a place known as Qingshan City.
Li Xiaonan's parents were the lords of the Li Family Fortress in Qingshan City. Relying on the cultivation techniques and resources passed down from their ancestors, they held a certain level of prestige in Qingshan City.
He had an elder brother, Li Rongluo, and an elder sister, Li Yanrong, making him the third child in the family.
Looking at his luxurious attire, Li Xiaonan initially thought that being a wealthy fool wasn't so bad; at least it was much better than being poor and short in his previous life. Unfortunately, fate had other plans.
When Li Xiaonan woke up and misspoke, Li Rongluo decided to test him. Using his cleverness and decent acting skills, he managed to deceive them several times.
However, today's embarrassing incident made Li Xiaonan realize that pretending to be a fool and living a carefree life was not easy at all. He boldly speculated that the original Li Xiaonan might have been harmed by Li Rongluo and Li Yanrong—whether intentionally or unintentionally no longer mattered, as it had already cost a life.
Li Xiaonan carefully analyzed everything he had seen and heard over the past month: Li Rongluo's mockery, Li Yanrong's indifference, and the servants' neglect towards him.
His eyes grew brighter and his expression colder. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh and declared, "I will cultivate!"
"I want women!" This was the second thing Li Xiaonan said five minutes later.
He thought to himself, I was once a poor and short individual who struggled to become a university student in the city. Now I have transformed into a tall, rich, and handsome man. Although I may be a fool, what does it matter? I initially wanted to live a quiet life, but since you won't let me, then I will fight for it! I have nothing to lose!
That night, Li Xiaonan slept particularly soundly.
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