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"Hey, what's up with this mutated Art Style?"
"What happened to the Ordinary World? How did it turn into a Fantasy World?"
"Data Anomaly, damn it, I know it's an anomaly! The problem is, how do we fix it?"
Fortunately, the nine Huskies were already dead; otherwise, Li Hong would be even more desperate. A Husky larger than an Aircraft Carrier was not something he could handle.
What kind of coffin is this?
Driven by curiosity, Li Hong approached the coffin and began to examine it closely.
It was made of a black unknown material—hmm, it should be bronze. But how did bronze turn black? Li Hong had watched enough treasure appraisal shows on TV to know that while most bronze artifacts weren't particularly attractive, they certainly weren't black.
Besides, who in their right mind would make a coffin out of bronze? Is there anyone?
After circling around a few times and still finding nothing, Li Hong, valuing his life, didn't dare to climb inside the coffin to take a look.
"Motor Lola, how should we handle this?" Regardless of the situation, if something like this appeared in the tech world, it was better to delete it first.
Who was the Programmer that designed the Main God Game? There are so many bugs!
Li Hong felt utterly powerless to complain. As the Supreme God, he was still troubled by external issues. Should he praise Earthlings for their intelligence or scold the Programmer for being foolish?
"Boss, my name is Motor Lola! If you want to eliminate this Data Anomaly point, you can choose from the following options: One, directly seal it and set a time for the System to automatically patch it. Two, directly erase this Data Anomaly point, but it is expected to cause fluctuations in some System programs."
Ignoring Motor Lola's rebuttal about her name, Li Hong began to think about the pros and cons of the two options.
"Patching? You might as well just call it the next update package. Are you guys trying to release future content early?"
Having played plenty of games, Li Hong was all too familiar with this kind of trick.
In simple terms, this nine-dog coffin scenario was likely content that was about to be updated in the game. And some foolish Programmer probably fell asleep and accidentally released it ahead of schedule.
In this situation, a simple patch would suffice!
“How do I seal this thing?” After some thought, Li Hong decided to seal it first.
Better to keep it for now; he could always update it later and make some profit.
“Boss, you can use your admin privileges to call upon the patch equipment for modifications.”
Patch equipment?
Li Hong was furious. Why didn’t they provide this equipment sooner? He had been running around unarmed for so long.
“Call upon the patch equipment!”
He quickly checked what this so-called patch equipment was all about.
To seal something so fantastical, it couldn’t be ordinary. At the very least, it should be at the level of celestial artifacts or divine tools.
Until Li Hong saw a roll of Plastic Wrap and a bottle of Super Glue appear before him.
“…”
Li Hong fell silent. Should he consider resigning?
Who told you that Plastic Wrap and Super Glue could be used to seal a Husky?
A Husky on Earth might have some use, but are you sure you can seal a Husky larger than an Aircraft Carrier?
These nine Huskies before him exuded an overwhelming presence even in death. Did they really expect him to seal such extraordinary Huskies with Plastic Wrap?
“Boss, due to insufficient privileges, you can only access these two pieces of equipment.”
Hehe...
Li Hong had a saying that he absolutely had to share.
A roll of Plastic Wrap and a bottle of Super Glue—how am I supposed to play with these?
Wait, this Plastic Wrap must be unusual!
According to the usual tropes, this seemingly ordinary Plastic Wrap and Super Glue must have been created from some extraordinary divine material. Although it looks plain, its effects must be incredibly powerful.
After all, it's written by a Loser author who has crafted many clichés; this little trick is easy to see through.
"Then let me see what this Plastic Wrap can do!"
With a sharp tug!
He yanked hard at the seal, and a large length of Plastic Wrap was instantly pulled out.
Then came the long wait.
Because nothing happened.
No ghostly cries or earthquakes, nor any dazzling Special Effects.
"Well, the quality is decent." That was the only evaluation Li Hong could muster. Did he need to start cursing?
Supreme God, the divine realm must be stingy.
He stuck the front end of the Plastic Wrap with Super Glue onto the top of the Husky's head, and then Li Hong began the task of wrapping the Husky in Plastic Wrap.
No matter how ridiculous this job was, after all, the monthly salary wasn't low. Even if Li Hong had a thousand complaints in his heart, he had to hold them back.
"Eh!"
After wrapping for almost a while, Li Hong finally realized something was off. This Plastic Wrap seemed to be endless.
Li Hong had originally planned to just wrap things up casually and thought that once the Plastic Wrap was used up, he could call it a day.
But what brand of Plastic Wrap was this? It just wouldn't run out!
"Heh heh..."
A simple chuckle expressed Li Hong's strong resentment.
So this was the property of enchantment?
Endless Plastic Wrap and Super Glue truly were sealing artifacts!
Half an hour passed, but thankfully, as a Spiritual Entity, Li Hong didn't feel fatigued.
After all this effort, he finally managed to wrap up nine Huskies and a Mysterious Coffin with the Plastic Wrap.
From a distance, the Huskies, which had once exuded an overwhelming ancient star-like pressure, now looked like frozen dog meat that hadn't thawed yet.
Just as Li Hong applied the last piece of Super Glue to secure the Plastic Wrap, the spherical bundle wrapped in it suddenly shot away like a meteor. In the blink of an eye, it vanished from Li Hong's sight.
"Did it escape?" Li Hong felt a chill run down his spine. Was that Husky alive?
"No, Boss. The System has already retracted it for sealing."
Phew, that's good.
Li Hong was genuinely worried that the Husky might come back to life. Although such creatures lacked intelligence, their aircraft carrier-sized bodies were no joke.
“Boss, the consciousness modification you set for the player has now been restored abnormally. Should we go check it out?”
Consciousness modification?
Li Hong stroked his chin, recalling that girl named Vivi. So it has been restored?
What the hell, Li Hong was instantly bewildered.
How long has it been since he made the modification? It shouldn't have even been four hours yet, and now the lily has turned into a rose?
“Hurry up! While I was running around the universe, what exactly did that Kid Lingfeng do?”
“Location confirmed, teleportation in progress, teleportation complete.”
The scene shifted, and Li Hong found himself back in the conference room where he had previously seen Lingfeng.
In addition to Li Hong's familiar Brat Lingfeng, there was another person present—Du Weiwei, the girl whose consciousness he had modified before.
“Vivi, let's go grab a meal later,” Lingfeng said with his arms wrapped around Du Weiwei's waist, smiling.
Perhaps because Lingfeng was too short, what should have been a normal man's waist-hugging gesture turned into a thigh-hugging one in his case.
Du Weiwei gazed at him with infatuated eyes, looking like a naive flower deceived by a man.
Gulp!
“This is evidence, right? I need to report this!”
Li Hong's eyes were filled with astonishment. What on earth did that Kid Lingfeng do during his absence?
“Evidence collected successfully. The player has triggered the Pig's Foot Halo, Seduction Aura, and Special Effects, which constitutes a violation of regulations.”
"Beautiful, just two more points to go!" Li Hong exclaimed with joy. With the one point he had found earlier, he now had three pieces of evidence against Lingfeng's cheating.
That meant if he could find two more anomalies, he could expose this shameless guy.
As a single dog, being showered with dog food was one thing, but getting it in 998 servings was another. Such scum deserved to be punished!
After sending Du Weiwei away, Lingfeng slumped onto the soft chair behind him, rubbing his temples.
"Still a few hundred billion short. The Ugly Nation is about to face a financial crisis, right? I've shorted several hundred billion this time; it should be fine."
Lost in thought, Lingfeng unexpectedly fell asleep in the soft chair.
"Alright, just one more to go." Li Hong chuckled to himself, waiting to gather enough evidence for the real show to begin.
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